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{"type":"standard","title":"Virginia Monument","displaytitle":"Virginia Monument","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7934417","titles":{"canonical":"Virginia_Monument","normalized":"Virginia Monument","display":"Virginia Monument"},"pageid":31981019,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Robert-E-Lee-by-Sievers.jpg/330px-Robert-E-Lee-by-Sievers.jpg","width":320,"height":417},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/Robert-E-Lee-by-Sievers.jpg","width":530,"height":690},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1182300203","tid":"25cdaef3-7591-11ee-bfb6-c4ce0522d816","timestamp":"2023-10-28T12:54:36Z","description":"Battle of Gettysburg monument","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.81413333,"lon":-77.25031667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Monument","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Monument?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Monument?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virginia_Monument"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Monument","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Virginia_Monument","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Monument?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virginia_Monument"}},"extract":"The Virginia Monument, also commonly referred to as \"The State of Virginia Monument\", is a Battle of Gettysburg memorial to the commonwealth's \"Sons at Gettysburg\" with a bronze statue of Robert E. Lee on his horse Traveller and a \"bronze group of figures representing the Artillery, Infantry, and Cavalry of the Confederate Army\". The equestrian statue is atop a granite pedestal and the group of six standing figures is on a sculpted bronze base with the figures facing the Field of Pickett's Charge and the equestrian statue of Union General George G. Meade on Cemetery Ridge. The granite pedestal without either sculpture was dedicated on June 30, 1913 for the 1913 Gettysburg reunion. On June 8, 1917, Virginia governor Henry C. Stuart presented the completed memorial to the public.","extract_html":"
The Virginia Monument, also commonly referred to as \"The State of Virginia Monument\", is a Battle of Gettysburg memorial to the commonwealth's \"Sons at Gettysburg\" with a bronze statue of Robert E. Lee on his horse Traveller and a \"bronze group of figures representing the Artillery, Infantry, and Cavalry of the Confederate Army\". The equestrian statue is atop a granite pedestal and the group of six standing figures is on a sculpted bronze base with the figures facing the Field of Pickett's Charge and the equestrian statue of Union General George G. Meade on Cemetery Ridge. The granite pedestal without either sculpture was dedicated on June 30, 1913 for the 1913 Gettysburg reunion. On June 8, 1917, Virginia governor Henry C. Stuart presented the completed memorial to the public.
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