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Jan Groenendijk is a Dutch draughts grandmaster who ranked second at the 2015 World Draughts Championship in Emmen and at the 2023 World Draughts Championship in Willemstad. Winner Draughts European Championship. Winner Salou Open - 2015. He also won the Dutch championship four times. Groenendijk is an International grandmaster.
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